An unknown broke into Fresno Foster Farms
killed and mutilated 920 chickens
but a golf club
It wasn't much of a contest
Him and those chickens
bound for slaughter
"Must have been
deputy sheriff Curtice pointed
"It would take a long time to do it"
Fresno Foster Farms released a statement
"the chickens were going to be killed anyway"
But they do stuff like that humanely
as if killing 920 chickens at once
was a barn door closing itself
on a windy night